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ciminal masterminds."
"...What a terrible idea - horrible shade of blue"
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FiendsReunited is a simple to use website that allows you to find out what your old criminal friends are doing now.
It started out as an online version of the sex crime register and has since expanded it's database to cover all crimes committed in
the UK since 1924 except pheasant poaching, which we are not legally allowed to cover according to section 34 of the 1876 Dr Albarn Privacy Act.
MESSAGEBOARD
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| Kennedy Selfast [Fishers] |
Burglary |
| Get this - I do five years
and I'm not even allowed to keep the bloody stuff that I nicked in the first place. Can you believe the
bloody cheek of it?
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[e-mail]
[grass up]
[mugshot]
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| Charles Bronson |
Armed Robber |
| Been in prison for 27 years. I'm currently writing songs for the Swellbellys.
You need to hear them, get into their songs, see where they are coming from. These guys rip it out of their throats. They're going to knock the Bay City Rollers and all that s*** out the charts.
All those fairies in platforms had better watch out!
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[e-mail]
[grass up]
[mugshot]
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| Johnny Vaughn |
Petty Drugs |
| If you've any slightly
amusing stories about your criminal days, I would love to hear from you.
Whether you knew me or not - get in touch - prefrably laying out your e-mails in a TV script format. |
[e-mail]
[grass up]
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| Luke Falstaff |
Peeping Tom |
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After leaving prison, I continued my love of design which started in prison when I used to stick page
3's on my wall with the heads cut out replaced by heads of women wearing shades.
I designed the logo for friendsreunited.co.uk - where I was told that they had to feature
a smiley old man 'for balance', though 3 women in shades - lovely. The one on the right is
crying behind shades because nostalgia makes her sad. She teach math and is married to a banker. She never met me. |
[e-mail]
[grass up]
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| Joan Sanderson [Screw Loose Sanderson] |
Manslaughter |
| Now working for a fairground - powering the big wheel. |
[e-mail]
[grass up]
[mugshot]
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| Ian Brown |
Air Twat |
| Get in touch guys.
People on the outside don't understand what it's like for us going down for two months. |
[e-mail]
[grass up]
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