INFORMATION CONTACT US LINKS In time for Christmas, a Sara Cox doll is being launched onto the market. The doll's main feature is the way in which it realisticly wets itself and then has an alarm function which means that the next day at 8am, she'll wake you up at full volume to tell you about wetting herself the night before. Also being launched in the DJ dolls collection, there is going to be a Wogan doll. A particular treat for collectors is that fact that both contain a chip which means that if you put the two dolls together, they'll sense each other and either (depending on when you last fed them and therefor their mood) do some hand over banter or fight to the death - clawing at each other until their wires fall out in a mess of circuitry. The Wogan one is probably the best in terms of value because it randomy sings a different song each day, is unpredictable and has more than two jokes. However, the manufacturers cannot guarantee that should the Wogan doll ever come to life life, say having been left out in a thunderstorm, it would not act like Chuckie out of Childs Play... Sara Cox's favorite records of all time are the current mixmag top ten. At the Radio 1 christmas party, Steve Lamacq danced within 2 metres of Sara whilst constantly looking down at his feet in the hope that maybe she'll ask him out. When after 3 hours she did not, he put his walkman on and sat in the corner listening to the Smiths. Confused by her surname and ladd-ette behaviour, many people at her school thought she was a boy. Sara got her job at Radio One after going up to the controller in the street and just asking for it. Against all odds, he said 'yes' straightaway without even knowing who she was. Apparently, he thought she was the kind of girl that would strop if she was ignored and cry if she heard 'no' and he was scared that if she stamped her foot then and there, the vibration would attract worms to the top of the soil. He's scared of worms, inny? And she's only little feet like a bird - so what choice had he but to say 'yes'. This year, Sara is getting a puppy for christmas... again. Sara has never left a single thought left unspoken. As soon as she thinks something, she says it. She'll often be seen walking along speaking a constant stream of conciousness - "Yeah Street Lights are ace! Look at that car go! Hello lay-deee! Guess where I went last night! Ooooh a pound coin.. stuck to the ground! Mad!". As a result of this behavioural quirke, if you take her on a carefully staged adventure with a dictophone, getting her to act out the story you want to tell, the speech she makes into the dictophone is a completely constructed novel - with no description left unturned. Because of the sheer speed thoughts pass through her brain without pausing, if she ever stops to contemplate something, the backlog of thoughts collide into each other like a psychic train smash and the telikinetic energy this builts up has been known to cause a severre accident to happen somewhere in the world. Sara is mad! Sara is bonkers! Sara is crazy! However, Sara is not schizophrenic or likely to do herself or other people harm. PRETEND PAPARAZZI