INFORMATION CONTACT US LINKS Shortly before her voice broke, Dani Behr decided to cook for a romantic meal for her boyfriend Robin Baxter who played drums in the school Neds Atomic Dustbin tribute band. The chicken was put in the oven and Dani went to mime her flop pre-fame single 'Faith Hope and Charity' on local radio, whilst she left it cooking. However, tragedy! The DJ played the 12" version of the song, and by the time she got back to the kitchen, the chicken was burnt and there was smoke everywhere. Dani had never seen smoke before and came to the conclusion that what she was seeing must be the ghost of the chicken. Petrified, she ran out onto the street where she saw her neighbours chimney had the ghost of a sweep coming out of it and accross the road, a tiny dead child was trying to communicate with it's father at the tip of his cigarette. Unable to cope with this new found psychic ability, Dani hired a priest to bless all the meat products in her kitchen before burying them in the garden and becomming vegetarian. 'The Hopefulls' feature on The Word was inspired by Dani's audition tape. The reason that the house band on The Saturday Show aren't very good is that they are all footballers, not musicians and were handpicked by Dani. When going out with J from 5ive, a jealous teenager once posted herself to Dani, so that when the parcel was opened, she could slap her and run off. However, it was J who opened it, causing her to scream and faint. Believing he'd broken Dani's robot and not wanting a strop, J buried her in the compost heap and said nothing had come in the mail. Dani got her job at the Saturday Show by prick teasing a geek into hacking into the BBC's database and changing the words 'Sarah Caywood' into 'Dani Behr'. When he realised he'd been led on, he saught his revenge by replacing her picture on the official Saturday Show website with that of a minor character from episode 2 season 3 of Red Dwarf that was also called Dani. Dani was considered good for the Saturday Show because she hates all children, and therefor wouldn't fix the competitions so the nicest ones win. She was eventually sacked when producers got around to actually watching her show reel with which she'd applied - 'The Word', 'Hotel Babylon' and the pilot of a 'Blind Date' type show where contestants are expected to have sex whilst the losers watch. They'd only previously looked at the a-levels on her CV (A in Art,B in RS,D in CDT) before offering the job. PRETEND PAPARAZZI