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Celine Dion believes that all animals go to heaven.
That said, she's
terrified that when she passes away, she'll not be able
to move because all the millions of flies that die per human will
be filling all of heaven's available space in one giant buzzing mass.
"I hope just that shit eating is a criminal sin to God and the flies are
hell's creatures... except of course butterflies who are beautiful."
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Dion family law states that females should marry a man with a longer
neck than themselves in order to breed a master race of long necked
people to survive the floods.
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Celine's biggest wish is that there were more orphans in the world.
"Boy, I love ALL the orphan in the whole earth, but there's still room in my heart
for a couple orphan more"
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After a phlegmy cough, Celine swallows it through fear that some of
her soul may have come out having got stuck to the mucus.
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Celine once prayed a wrong number and got through to the devil.
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Celine's albums 'Left Side of the Piano'
and 'From my mouth to God' were dedicated to herself.
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Before she'll agree to playing a venue, Celine Dion demands that
her dressing room be whitewashed by Jennifer Lopez.
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