INFORMATION CONTACT US LINKS Sylvester Stallone could never work out what was so special about the circus hall of mirrors... Rolf always felt guilty about washing a baby silverfish down the plughole when he was just a child that needed a bath. But little did he know that exactly 50 years later he would have his chance to appologise face to face when "the poor little mite" returned. Radiohead started out as a wacky comedy troupe. One day, a rival group of surrealists had a giant tomato growing contest - and celebrated by throwing the winning entries at Thom during one of his sketches. He kept smiling through it, but backstage, he broke down and 'Paranoid Android' came out when he was simply trying to complete his Victoria Wood-esque 'Show us yer cockles and I'll show ya me muscle' for piano and trumpet. For a while, Thom kept up the comedy - incorporating it into his musical act by sporting a Paul Calf-style haircut and an invert-MartyFeldman-esque miniature eye, but gradually the humour faded, replaced by tears - big ones from the left eye, small ones from the right. Brian Molko tried his darndest to train his parrots to speak the works of William Burroughs. Alas, however, all they would say was "Who's a pretty boy, then?" and laugh. Victoria buys all of Brooklyn's clothing from exclusive high street fashion stores as she believes it will help prevent name calling at school. PRETEND PAPARAZZI