INFORMATION CONTACT US LINKS After impressing producers with his 'The Real Slim Shady' video in which he dresses as obvious targets such as Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys - Eminem is to star in the American version of 'The Russ Abbot Mad House'. Russ is in America overseeing production on the show, which also stars P Diddy as the Money Spider and Missy Elliot as Blunder Woman - whose catchphrase is to fall through a roof. After 10 years of having to go through 4 hours of make-up just to get into character, the actor who played Bungle decided to leave 'Rainbow' in 1991. In the tragic final episode, Bungle stumbles into a bear trap, whereupon he has no escape from the killer bees whose honey he has stolen to use on his and George's picnic sandwiches. George, meanwhile, went on to play Confused Tony in Eastenders. He followed that with a number 37 single and currently is an occasional contestant on Channel 5's Night Fever in which he sings along to popular hits such as "Balisimo" by DJ Quicksilver and "Equador" by Sash to an audience of morons, Suggs from Madness and a media student dressed as a monkey. The man from Jethro Tull played a benefit gig for UGLA - a charity which specialises in rehousing grotesquely ugly geneticly modified lab animals. Seeing his joy at the mice's response to the music - noone dared tell him that their grafted ears don't work or that his hat smells of cheese. SPOTTED >> John Walker wrote to tell "Ian Anderson may not have invented the flute, but he was certainly the inspiration for it. During Tull's time traveling years in the early 70s, Anderson's main project was following the history of the development of the instrument. But it an irony of time, he arrived shortly before its invention, inspiring the shape and design for the first model when the inventor saw his multipally valved nose." Perhaps one day a prog song will be made about the history of the flute. In real time spanning it's hundreds of years. Let's hope Ian's role is not forgotten. PRETEND PAPARAZZI