INFORMATION CONTACT US LINKS Michael Moore showed the woman on the supermarket till his new tattoo of a barcode. After explaining to her how it represents how consumerism is bad and "we should kick it's ass", she scanned it in with her barcode reader and was glad that the checkout agreed with her. DID YOU KNOW? >> As a self proclaimed man of the people, if you ask Michael to do your job for you whilst you take a well deserved break, he'll say "Sure Thing!". But beware, for he'll just sit at your desk smoking, playing "Bomb Bin Laden" games on the internet and spreading rumours about Gates and Murdoch on 'Popbitch.com', which invariably will lead to him getting you the sack, followed by 6 months of him vigerously campaigning for you to get the job back despite the fact that you could be replaced quite easily by a performing parrot. Film director David Cronenberg was the world's first cyborg - being half human, half Spectrum 48k. Some say this is reflected in his work. Miffy was well and truly miffed when Bod's Ziggy Stardust beat her Miffy 'Miffdemenour' Elliot at the Stars in Their Eyes cartoon special. "He's already an androgynous alien, wheras in real life, I'm nothing like Missy Elliot. I'm cute, I'm funpacked, I'm educational, and I don't even talk - let alone holler - I'm a bleedin' rabbit." she twitched, like a rabbit. When photographed under an infra-red light, the subliminal face which Peter Stringfellow uses to wow the ladies becomes clearly visible. On 12/7/99 - the above footage was taken outside the Bristol branch of PC World. It is believed to be some of the best evidence of an alien crash landing ever taken in Bristol. A staff member at the time recalls the star man entering the shop with his internet-powered space ship. "It would appear that the man had read the entire internet from start to finish. As a result, his ship's cache contained everything on the web - including all its vilest filth. Viewing the internet as a whole gave the being an overall perspective of where the human race is right now - information he wanted to use to teach us where we are going wrong. However, it is company policy to notify the authorities towards any cases of indecent content found on a hard drive." The police eventually issued the statement that a man by the name of Paul Gadd had been arrested, but take a look at the pictures below - could the beautiful androgynous space being really be the "fat pervert in paradise" [the sun] on the right? Or once again is this just a cover up to stop us realising that we're no more than alien pets? PRETEND PAPARAZZI