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Prince started wearing purple as a teenager. The school bully was colour blind, you
see,
and Prince found he could
escape a beating if he stood next to something green and blended in, whilst at the
same time could still be seen by his friends to swap stickers or chat.
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To hide unwanted erections, Prince walks about on his hands
so he just appears well hung.
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Prince changed his name to a childish scribble, not out of
pretention, but rather to help prevent copyright
theft using Napster or Audiogalaxy. He thought
noone could search for his music with his name being that.
However, fans are using
custom built keyboards to search for his music where the ! is
replaced by the symbol.
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Prince has a morbid fear of waxwork museums. He developed this
after he visited Madame Tusauds and heard a realistic looking
Michael Jackson whisper "Get Me Out Of Here,
They took the wrong one home and I'm too shy to do anything
about it.."
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Whilst Prince is noted for his love of wearing purple,
few know that he smells delightfully of lavender close up
to compliment the hue.
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Because of this purple thing - Prince once turned down sponsorship
from Pepsi in favour of a deal with Ribenna.
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Prince is currently trying to get Ja Rule into the studio to
record a cover of the Theme from Minder with him. "It's such
a dirty sound and his voice is the only one gutteral enough to
do it justice". Prince would play sax and vibes on the track,
whilst Dennis Waterman would retain copyright ownership.
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Just by squealing at the correct pitch, Prince can vibrate any
part of someone's body he so desires - a skill which drives
the ladies crazy, as you might expect.
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Prince got his name because he has a prodruding circular bit
on the top his skull which gives
something of a crown look to his head. He covers this with his wild hair,
though when his hair eventually receeds, he will appear to be wearing
a crown as if he is a king.
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Prince wrote 'slave' on his cheek whilst trying to write 'elves' as
a protest to empower small people. It looked almost right in the mirror he was using.
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Prince posed naked on the cover of his 'lovesexy' album wearing only
a two million pound Antoinne De Caucey suit, which he had baught
at an exclusive fashion show in Paris the day before.
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Prince insists in only ever being photographed from below, except when naked when
he insists in being photographed from the side with leg raised
to cover his winkle by ten degrees.
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Prince's band the New Power Generation are a collective of superheroes
who use their combined special powers to fight the crimes of copyright
theft and illegal broadcasting in New York City.
As with all superheroes, they have a nemesis. In their case, it's
in the form the Download Demon who is often seen flying over the city on a hover board,
dropping
copies of pre-release albums into public squares, before laughing a
wicked laugh and pissing off screaming "You'll never catch me, you New Power
DeGenerates!"
How surprised they would be to know that the Demon is merely Radiohead's Thom Yorke in a
Napster mask.
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Since turning 60, Prince has started having funk injections to keep
him youthful.
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