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Kate Thornton never gives money to people who shake a Charity Box at her on the street
as "They'll just spend it on drugs".
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Appearing on 'Room 101', Kate Thornton had a big problem - she loves everything.
In the end, she picked 8 random things from an encyclopedia and had to pretend to
have a hatred of Peeper Frogs, Jews, Carpets, Egg Painting, Fictional Towns, Palm Pilots,
Spagna and Public Enemy.
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The back of Kate's gold credit card is signed in crayon.
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After dreaming that Robbie Williams asked her out, Kate cancelled an interview
with him scheduled for the next day as she was scared that she couldn't say 'no'
and didn't want to cheat on her current boyfriend (The Carter Brothers).
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Kate deliberately only uses a third of her memory. When that portion is full, she
simply forgets
something unfasionable. The rest is being saved for when she studies to
be an astronaut.
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Mark Woods from Belper informs me that Kate Thornton is highly skilled
at blowing up Marigold Washing-Up Gloves over
her head at parties. She has an ability to prevent them bursting too
soon using precision lung movements and once inflated a glove over a
period of
eight months. It was eventually
shot by the R.A.F. as it was beginning to cause an obstacle for
incoming flights
to Heathrow.
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