Without My Pants : A Twitter Curse

The greatest curse of all time is this one from Round The Twist, in which every sentence Peter speaks gets an additional, involuntary "without my pants"...

I thought I'd try and have a go at replicating the curse for Twitter.

How does the curse work?

Accounts are cursed via this page (use the form at the bottom of the page).

When someone has their account cursed, their tweets will be "without my pants"-ified and retweeted by @twistpants.

The curse can be passed on but never destroyed

Only one account is cursed at any time.

It only does text tweets and has some filters to avoid the worst of the Twitter cesspit, so should be pretty SFW, but I can't guarantee it.

Feel free to follow but, to be honest, you are probably best just skim reading the timeline.

Pass on the curse

The curse currently resides on heaaaps's account.
If GamergirlVader is still next-in-line and they have recent tweets in their timeline, that account will take on the curse. If not, the curse will remain on heaaaps.

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