North, Cry, East, Cry, West, Cry, Examine Mirror, Pull Youself Together You Look Terrible

Theres a lot of websites dedicated to 8 bit gaming about. Some have shots from the game complete screens, whilst others have maps, cheats and interviews with grown men who at one point felt fit to use their mathematical expertise in order to make a worm simulator.
I felt, however, that there was one thing which (as far as I'm aware) has never been celebrated.... swearing on text adventures.
I typed in swear words into as many games on the Spectrum 48k as i could find, and below are the ones which understood - which a pleasing amount did... as, let's face it, the authors knew that most people would try it at some point when they'd gotten frustrated with the distinct lack of fun on offer.

The Woodland Realm
Tower of Death
Urban Upstarts
Valhalla
Valkyrie
This is the worst one I found. It just resets your computer with no warning. Which also happens, coincidentally, if you answer 'yes' when asked if you are using a pirated copy upon loading the game. That'll stop dem pirates.
Very Big Adventure
Warlord
Waxworks
Witches' Cauldron
???
I've run out of adventures now - but I did find this on my games search... Well done, Dennis! She's Beaudifull.
???
Likewise... Gold star. This plays a nice beepy depeche mode medley. Was Dave Gehan's 'hobby' known when this was made? If not, it's like an early Popbitch.
Shakin Stevens
How well drawn is this? You can really tell who it is. Sadly the game is rubbish.

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